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2002
GD Graphics Library- Solstice Calculations
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- NASA TV
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- Flood
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- Horses
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- More Seagulls
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- Ottawa from the Air
- Linux on Desktop
- Mating Season
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- Scientology
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Expired Visa
24 October 2002
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I am the very model of an il-legal alien,
I interact with creatures both robotic and mammalian,
I know the noble gases and the moons Galilean:
From Calisto to Europa, in order circadian;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters Canadian,
I have a funny accent which isn't quite American,
In short, in many matters, both robotic and mammalian,
I am the very model of an il-legal alien.
(with sincere apologies to W.S. Gilbert)
