Neil's News

Expired Visa

24 October 2002

I am the very model of an il-legal alien,
I interact with creatures both robotic and mammalian,
I know the noble gases and the moons Galilean:
From Calisto to Europa, in order circadian;

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters Canadian,
I have a funny accent which isn't quite American,
In short, in many matters, both robotic and mammalian,
I am the very model of an il-legal alien.

(with sincere apologies to W.S. Gilbert)

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