2010- 2009
- 2008
- 2007
- 2006
- 2005
- 2004
2003
Christmas Spam- Mission Accomplished
- Particular Sounds
- Mooving right along
- Going Native
- MUDzilla
- Sitefinder T&C
- Inverness Bridges
- Public Relations
- Old Friend
- Canada
- Larval mode
- Many Moo Menus
- Remote Reboot
- Search Highlighter
- More Chain Reaction
- Java Chain Reaction
- Updates & Upgrades
- Silly Quotes
- Summer Solstice
- No Picnic
- SlashProxy
- Wheel Shapes
- Image to HTML
- Windows Parallel Ports
- SETI@home
- Democratic Bugs
- Political Irony
- Gray Code
- ScotRail
- iPIX
- April Fools
- Signs
- Schrödinger's Cat
- Danger Pay
- Highland Life
- New Math
- Elgin
- Veeblefester
- Triana
- Post Columbia
- Work work work
- First Snow
- 2002
Danger Pay
15 March 2003
I got a lengthy phone call from one of our more interesting clients. He'd heard some misinformation (from the usual source) about how I was planning on taking control of his website and destroying his business. He told me that if this happened, he'd take a pick axe and put it through my head. He hastened to add that this wasn't a threat, merely a statement of fact. I've met this person a few times and have no doubts about his sincerity. I tried to reassure him that I had no intention of touching his website, but he seemed unconvinced.
It's entertaining being on someone's List of Death. I never realised that a system administrator might need a body guard.
