16,777,216 fun ways to fire someone.

by Neil Fraser, November 1995

Dear :

You are hereby from your position of at this effective . According to you have our valuable by continuously . We you to .

Someone with a bigger .


This page was written the day I was hired by Ingenia (my first computer job), and has been hanging over my head like the proverbial sword of Damocles ever since. It was inspired by a brilliantly composed, but sadly long-vanished, 'DS9 Plot-o-Matic'.

Last modified: 14 November 2000