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Silence- Snowflakes
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- Creeping Featurism
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- Random Morsels
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Silence
25 December 2004
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the serverIt's rare to have a day of complete peace and tranquility. No co-workers or clients. No flatmate or postman. No emails or phone calls. Time to think, to dream, and to plan for multiple-choice futures.
Not a program was swapping, not even a daemon;
With crackers locked out and spammers at bay,
The sysadmin waited for the following day.
