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Political Irony
24 April 2003
![[Election posters go up]](/news/2003/election.jpg)
It is election time in Scotland. Again. I can't vote since I'm an alien. Which is probably just as well. Here are the usual suspects:
- Conservatives (centre)
- Labour (left)
- Liberal Democrats (further left)
- Scottish National Party (vive l'ecosse libre)
- Green Party (anti-nuclear tree-huggers)
- Scottish Socialist Party (communists)
They've all been working together to pave Scotland from coast to coast in plastic election posters. All except the Green party. The Greens decided to practice what they preach and used unlaminated recycled cardboard signs instead. Naturally these all dissolved after the first rain, effectively taking them out of the race. Of all the parties for Mother Nature to erase...
