On the MOO we have a standing notice that people wanting to become a wizard must email us their resume. We received this request from someone recently. Here is the full message: > Date: Tue, 03 Jun 1997 15:14:51 -0700 (MST) > From: Brian Cross > To: MOO@schoolnet.ca > Subject: i want to be a whizard so huh > So what do you think? Is he Ingenia material? Here are the responses: From: Robert Aube hmmmm........NO. From: Stephen Karam Uh, no. Thanks for comin' out, though. From: Nicole Ratte You could send him this message Subject: No, huh From: Amos Hayes I'm sorry... to qualify he should have said "i no want to be no whizard so huh". I'm afraid he's not up to the job. ;) From: Mark Eisenstat Gee, I dunno -- you might want to tell him he can be a Whizard, but not a Wizard. :-) From: Patrick Lam This isn't much of a resume. It would also help if you spelled `wizard' correctly. From: Keenan Wellar So, you finally got my application!!! From: Kevin Mason He's definitely headed for a management position somewhere. ;-) From: Neil Fraser Please make sure to forward this sort of thing into the "weird" mail folder. From: Etourdi Tell him to send in a rhesume and wait 9 months, so huh. From: Neuromancer Wow! His resume is longer than yours Dax! =) From: Valentine OH! This guy is obviously way over qualified for the job. ;) Just look at what he's capable of. ;) From: CyberSpeed Yeah. And I thought I was underqualified... Do you think if I send one like that I'll get the position? ;)